I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
where am i from again
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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