Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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