You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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