im drinking this country out of the recession.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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