Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My bed smells like the plague
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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