who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
this will be a night to untag.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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