ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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