Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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