so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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