the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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