is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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