if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i think i have herpe
just one?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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