Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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