So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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