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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  wait... oh

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Jesus...So southern.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.

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• (714): View more from California

  The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt

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• (972): View more from Texas

  If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it

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• (315): View more from New York

  long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye

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