At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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