Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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