im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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