Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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