The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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