They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
