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Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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