i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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