I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
