Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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