think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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