I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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