Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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