P.S. I can't hear my feet
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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