East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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