i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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