North Korea, Best Korea!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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