So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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