I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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