My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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