i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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