Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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