She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
