Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We had to coat check the pizza.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
