RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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