So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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