she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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