He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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