idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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