Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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