I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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