is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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