Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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