Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
