Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have fence marks all over my body
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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